I learned a few things this weekend.
1) My boss is a ninja spider killer.
2) I'm not good at bowling, but I can be better depending on who I happen to be bowling with. If it's not a bunch of 8 and 9 year olds laughing at me, I do much better. Also, people falling down next to me can cause me to get a strike. That was probably coincidence, but I'll stick with my theory.
3) My family still thinks I'm a teenager. I came home Friday night to my Mom, Aunt, and Uncle grilling me about where I had been. Thanks for the concern people, but I'm 30.
4) Grace should not stay up until the wee hours of the morning.
5) Zombie makeup is not good for my eyes. Neither is fire smoke. A combination of the two is horrific. I look like I spent the weekend bawling.
6) I want a dog.
I obviously didn't learn anything monumental, but at least I learned something. I'm going to go try to find an ice pack for my eyes.
You forgot to mention the part about your uncle smelling you. That's my favorite.
ReplyDeleteOh yeah. Checking me for drugs and alcohol. Jeez. My family is weird.
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